Extracts from Alan Hansen column today

"Paul Jewell used to clean my boots when he was a young player at Liverpool - he did a good job then and he's doing an even better one as Wigan manager."

Alan is still really proud of his old days. But when we talk about the achievements of Paul Jewell and him, he has done nothing useful apart from giving wrong predictions on matches, being a super-crap commentator. He's done it time and time again, saying saying and saying...